i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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