On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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