I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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