Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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