I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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