I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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