Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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