I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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