and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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