why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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