I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Let's paint friendship bongs
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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