I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
i out mim tonsoeep
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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