He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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