There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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