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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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