i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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