So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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