i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I skipped work to stalk him.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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