Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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