think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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