redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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