Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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