remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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