it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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