hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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