People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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