It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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