it was like his penis was on wheels.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Randomize
