I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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