I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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