3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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