Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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