next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Couch. On fire.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
This toilet bowl is my home.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
