why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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