I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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