do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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