This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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