That's when you crack a 10am beer
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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