yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
