dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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