we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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