It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Someone shit on the floor
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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