and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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