i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Are my feet made of real feet?
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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