she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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