If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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