Moan for me like Helen Keller
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
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Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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