doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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