And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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