how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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