just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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