But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I want to walk on stilts...naked
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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