oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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