Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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