you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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