Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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