So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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