The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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