just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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