I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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