I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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